Thursday, September 6, 2007

AKS laws-1

This is AKS law of management inspired by Sir. Newton

Newton’s 1st law: “Every object in a state of rest or uniform motion tends to remain in that state of rest or uniform motion unless an external force is applied to it.”

AKS 1st law: The customer will remain in rest at and not buy your product or will buy minimum product from you unless he is applied by the intangible force of Advertisement.

Newton’s 2nd law: “The rate of change of velocity of a body is directly proportional to the external force applied on that body.”

AKS 2nd law: The frequency of purchase of your product is directly proportional to the number of problems that product solves for the customer.”

Newton’s 3rd law: “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.”

AKS law: “For every action of a company on CSR front it has equal and opposite reaction from its competitors.”

2 comments:

Virinder Urf Funda-Mentor said...

hahaha... very innovative dude!

Anonymous said...

Really sad interpretations. Your blog is a waste of time!! Please just post what other ppl have written good somewhere else!

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